Internet Dating

I seem to be the only Dale Burp in the entire world. At least as far as Google is aware. That's good in some ways - it means I won't be held responsible for the actions of other Dale Burp's. If my name was Ronald Fredricks, for example, and I joined one of those Internet dating services, I assume the first thing a girl receiving my name would do would be to google "ronald fredricks". This would get her mostly articles about a guy in New Jersey who doused his puppies with WD-40 lighter fluid and set them on fire. Which must be pretty frustrating for Dr. Ronald Fredricks of Minnesota who runs an adult day treatment center for HIV and AIDS patients. Images of burnt puppies pretty much negates the respect that comes with a PhD.